Its always a pleasure to visit the home of MEAT and EASY. To see what new features MEAT has put in to make the life of a visiting hasher just that little bit more comfortable. As the son of a builder my senses are finely tuned to spotting the subtle changes such as the 97 inch TV, installed specifically to allow INFALLABLE to watch the APIA life insurance ads, or the fan installed above the spa to allow GNASH to relive his experiences as a WW2 fighter pilot shot down in the English channel.
Or the seemingly inocuous wear patterns on the garage floor which are in fact part of a complicated dot matrix, visible from space and reads "TRUMP IS A COCK"
Anyway, enough of FRIZZY LIZZY and her blatent circle hogging and back to hash run number 1891.
The run was a pleasent run / stroll up and about Mt Jerrabomberra whthout reaching the actual summit but taking in the lovely surroundings and wildlife. The run was the first "warm" run of the current season, the words "Fire Bucket" were only mentioned once and coincidently the word "Cock" was only mentioned seven times which in itself is extrordinary as CRASH and BURN wasn't actually present !!!
Frill necked lizards, Kangaroos, birds, ants and the actual wombat shaped kidney stone that I passed in October last year. This run had it all except the wild pig of 2014 which didnt make a return appearance. ROB from ALASKA gave the run 6/10 and TURKEY SLAP 2/10. Huzzahs all round.
FRIZZY got stuck into ROB from Alaska straight away and asked "Can you see Russia from your back veranda" which is just a roundabout way of saying "Can i inspect your piles with my new binoculars"
BUSHMAN, MATILDA, TURKEY SLAP, DDHD and FURBALLS were welcomed back, the old fella is doing allright and made it to the drink stop.
Somehow, ANKLE BITER and SQUATTER got handpassed a charge about C and B whinging about the chips
There was much discussion about NZ getting badly done over by a second string Irish Rugby team. Apparently NZ will be playing in the second tier of world rugby from now on with the likes of Granada, Montenegro and Lichtenstein. 
SCARLETT was charged for "jigging" on trail. FFS, it's due to his hips being malformed as a result of 1260 runs, and not, as some have suggested, because he has a distended Colon.
To show that spring is truely here McT was seen out of tights and BB was showing some serious skin. All hashers who have been to France were charged. All harriets were charged and GOBBLES and INFALLABLE were outed as bed buddies (Not that there's anything wrong with that) 
FRIZZY Said the word "Tooomer" in her La De Da Boston Accent. ANKLE BITER was charged for his facial hair and then all of us hairy twats were required to take one for the team. 
At least the hash Dwarves weren't acknowledged this week. It's important that we don't make a fuss of them. They should just be left alone. Just let them live their so called worthwhile lives and pass into obscurity. End of rant.
SCARLETT had a bit of attention lavished upon him for a few minutes. Firstly, he attempted to charge someone and it backfired, then having drawn attention to himself with the worlds worst charge was himself charged with DDHD as being part of the Tweedle dum and Tweedle Dumber elite running team.
Finally the climax charge: TURKEY SLAP being accused of being a CUM swilling CRASH and BURN sound alike!!!!!! Only at Hash.
FRIZZY gave a slightly worn Big Prick to DISTEMPER. TURKEY SLAP received the FRB. MANY TONGUES and FREE WILLY survived another year. AB30, HB10 and as previously mentioned SCARLETT 1260. CRACK of the WEEK to WXMAN for his plumbers crack, who then enjoyed some ice time.
The door code at Perisher is 1492 and the Christmas run is the 12th of Dec.
Thats all folks
ON ON     
     
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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